Post by bjpwfan316 on Mar 15, 2009 10:20:00 GMT -5
CZW returned to the ECW Arena last night before a good crowd. The show began with a ten-bell count for Andrew' Test" Martin.
G4 cameras were in the building taping footage for the "G4 Underground" show
Jon Moxley defeated Jon Dahmer in a less than overwhelming match.
LJ Cruz defeated Sabian with Ruckus, Robby Mireno, and Chrissy Rivera. the finish saw Sabian went to hit Cruz with a brainbuster, and instead got rolled up into a cradle for the three count. As the crowd is collectively scratching its heads, Ruckus came into the ring, laughing at Sabian, then telling him that he was going to "show him how to entertain the crowd" Out comes Ryan McBride to move right into the next match.
CZW World Junior Heavyweight Championship - In a good match that started a bit slow, Ryan McBride defeated Ruckus after a miscue where Sabian accidentally double stomped Ruckus, after he tried to hold McBride in a front facelock, followed by a McBride pin. Post-match, Robby Mireno, Ruckus, and Chrissy all rag on Sabian, and Sabian just cracks a smile and says "My bad". Robby Mireno gets on the mike and says he "has a dilemma".
In a total squash, Devon Moore defeated xOMGx with a shooting star press. Not sure about the point of this match, unless a need was felt to get over Moore really strong.
Jagged of 2.0 came out tells the crowd that Shane Matthews is out with a strep throat. He has, however, found a replacement partner who is "the baddest man since John Zandig". Cue Cole Callaway of Maryland independent wrestling fame, who does a a complete copy of Rob Feinstein's "Fun Athletic Guy" character, complete with "fairy wings", high-pitched voice, stereotyped mincing around. Hell, Callaway's MySpace even calls himself "Everyone's Fun Athletic Guy".
Oh joy.
In the four way tag team match, Tyler Vertias and Adam Cole defeated Jagged/Cole Calloway, Joe Gacy/Alex Colon, and Team AnDrew after Joe Gacy refused to tag in, and Alex Colon got pinned. After the match, Cole Calloway, Joe Gacy, and Alex Colon were in the ring. Joe Gacy went to shake hands with Alex Colon, but ended up slapping him in the face and beating him down, which led to LJ Cruz coming down for the save. Guess we're getting a Joe Gacy-Alex Colon feud.
Cole Calloway was left in the ring. H8 Club's music hits, and they proceed to hit the ring and beat down Calloway to the crowd's delight.
Up next is the six man deathmatch with mystery partners. Nick Gage then introduces Mad Man Pondo (who returned to CZW for the first time outside a Tournament of Death in years) as their tag partner for the six-man deathmatch, to a great reaction. Cult Fiction of Brain Damage and Deranged (with Billy Gram) come out, and introduce Toby Klein as their partner, to a surprising lack of response.
Six Man Barbed Wire Table Deathmatch - H8 Club (Nick Gage/Nate Hatred) and Mad Man Pondo defeated Cult Fiction (Brain Damage/Deranged) and Toby Klein with Billy Gram. The match had four-way juice, which saw the crowd got off on this psycho bloodletting bigtime. The finish saw Nick Gage carved away at Deranged's forehead and eye (legit badly injured last month) with a pizza cutter; leading to the ref (complete with the CZW medic coming out telling them to stop the match) calling for the bell. The crowd had their blood-lust taken care of....they thought (but the night was not yet done). Post-match, Deranged starts screaming he's going to kill Nick Gage.
In the Aerial Assault match for number one contendership at the Junior Heavyweight Title, Egotistico Fantastico defeated Drew Blood, Carter Grey, and Pinkie Sanchez. Pinkie Sanchez was taken out early after Drew Blood attacked him during his entrance and then hit him with a tombstone on the stairs. Pinkie came out near the end of the match and attacked Drew. This was great match, put in a tough position after the last match.
Pinkie Sanchez gets on the mic and says that on April 11th, he wants Drew Blood.
The CZW World Tag Team Championships were up next, with The Best Around (TJ Cannon/Bruce Maxwell) defeating Champions 2 Girls, 1 Cup (Beef Wellington/Greg Excellent) with Kylie Pierce after TJ pinned Greg Excellent (with Bruce holding onto his legs from the outside to keep him from kicking out).
Cole Calloway comes back out to the ring and starts to flirt with Larry Legend. H8 Club's music hits once again, and Cole/Larry run out through the crowd. Nick Gage comes to the ring and says he's gonna "beat that %$#@t up if he ever see's him again". Great timing with G4 cameras here, Nick.
Gage proceeds to ring announce the main event.
Thumbtack Jack comes out to a huge pop. He then gets on the mike and puts over past ECW wrestlers in the Hardcore Hall of Fame hard, and says that he's proud to be able to wrestle in an arena that the Arena Hall of Fame wrestlers have also been in. He then goes back into character, and says that he's not only going to hurt Danny Havoc physically, but emotionally as well. He says he'll do that by bringing up Danny Havoc's "beautiful wife". He says that he's going to put her on a silver platter and put her in an OVEN then eat her, which leads to a "Fuck You Ian" chant, which even had Nick Gage laughing (referencing a joke Jack's said to have made to Ian Rotten's son after the kid was somehow misbehaving...which saw Rotten freaking out, and firing him).
CZW Ultraviolent Underground Championship - Danny Havoc reatined his title, defeating Thumbtack Jack with a Death Valley Driver onto thumbtacks. Thumbtack Jack either has no regard for his body, or is just plain nuts. Thumb tacks, auto glass, tables and unprotected bumps onto the floor were liberally sprinkled through this one.
G4 cameras were in the building taping footage for the "G4 Underground" show
Jon Moxley defeated Jon Dahmer in a less than overwhelming match.
LJ Cruz defeated Sabian with Ruckus, Robby Mireno, and Chrissy Rivera. the finish saw Sabian went to hit Cruz with a brainbuster, and instead got rolled up into a cradle for the three count. As the crowd is collectively scratching its heads, Ruckus came into the ring, laughing at Sabian, then telling him that he was going to "show him how to entertain the crowd" Out comes Ryan McBride to move right into the next match.
CZW World Junior Heavyweight Championship - In a good match that started a bit slow, Ryan McBride defeated Ruckus after a miscue where Sabian accidentally double stomped Ruckus, after he tried to hold McBride in a front facelock, followed by a McBride pin. Post-match, Robby Mireno, Ruckus, and Chrissy all rag on Sabian, and Sabian just cracks a smile and says "My bad". Robby Mireno gets on the mike and says he "has a dilemma".
In a total squash, Devon Moore defeated xOMGx with a shooting star press. Not sure about the point of this match, unless a need was felt to get over Moore really strong.
Jagged of 2.0 came out tells the crowd that Shane Matthews is out with a strep throat. He has, however, found a replacement partner who is "the baddest man since John Zandig". Cue Cole Callaway of Maryland independent wrestling fame, who does a a complete copy of Rob Feinstein's "Fun Athletic Guy" character, complete with "fairy wings", high-pitched voice, stereotyped mincing around. Hell, Callaway's MySpace even calls himself "Everyone's Fun Athletic Guy".
Oh joy.
In the four way tag team match, Tyler Vertias and Adam Cole defeated Jagged/Cole Calloway, Joe Gacy/Alex Colon, and Team AnDrew after Joe Gacy refused to tag in, and Alex Colon got pinned. After the match, Cole Calloway, Joe Gacy, and Alex Colon were in the ring. Joe Gacy went to shake hands with Alex Colon, but ended up slapping him in the face and beating him down, which led to LJ Cruz coming down for the save. Guess we're getting a Joe Gacy-Alex Colon feud.
Cole Calloway was left in the ring. H8 Club's music hits, and they proceed to hit the ring and beat down Calloway to the crowd's delight.
Up next is the six man deathmatch with mystery partners. Nick Gage then introduces Mad Man Pondo (who returned to CZW for the first time outside a Tournament of Death in years) as their tag partner for the six-man deathmatch, to a great reaction. Cult Fiction of Brain Damage and Deranged (with Billy Gram) come out, and introduce Toby Klein as their partner, to a surprising lack of response.
Six Man Barbed Wire Table Deathmatch - H8 Club (Nick Gage/Nate Hatred) and Mad Man Pondo defeated Cult Fiction (Brain Damage/Deranged) and Toby Klein with Billy Gram. The match had four-way juice, which saw the crowd got off on this psycho bloodletting bigtime. The finish saw Nick Gage carved away at Deranged's forehead and eye (legit badly injured last month) with a pizza cutter; leading to the ref (complete with the CZW medic coming out telling them to stop the match) calling for the bell. The crowd had their blood-lust taken care of....they thought (but the night was not yet done). Post-match, Deranged starts screaming he's going to kill Nick Gage.
In the Aerial Assault match for number one contendership at the Junior Heavyweight Title, Egotistico Fantastico defeated Drew Blood, Carter Grey, and Pinkie Sanchez. Pinkie Sanchez was taken out early after Drew Blood attacked him during his entrance and then hit him with a tombstone on the stairs. Pinkie came out near the end of the match and attacked Drew. This was great match, put in a tough position after the last match.
Pinkie Sanchez gets on the mic and says that on April 11th, he wants Drew Blood.
The CZW World Tag Team Championships were up next, with The Best Around (TJ Cannon/Bruce Maxwell) defeating Champions 2 Girls, 1 Cup (Beef Wellington/Greg Excellent) with Kylie Pierce after TJ pinned Greg Excellent (with Bruce holding onto his legs from the outside to keep him from kicking out).
Cole Calloway comes back out to the ring and starts to flirt with Larry Legend. H8 Club's music hits once again, and Cole/Larry run out through the crowd. Nick Gage comes to the ring and says he's gonna "beat that %$#@t up if he ever see's him again". Great timing with G4 cameras here, Nick.
Gage proceeds to ring announce the main event.
Thumbtack Jack comes out to a huge pop. He then gets on the mike and puts over past ECW wrestlers in the Hardcore Hall of Fame hard, and says that he's proud to be able to wrestle in an arena that the Arena Hall of Fame wrestlers have also been in. He then goes back into character, and says that he's not only going to hurt Danny Havoc physically, but emotionally as well. He says he'll do that by bringing up Danny Havoc's "beautiful wife". He says that he's going to put her on a silver platter and put her in an OVEN then eat her, which leads to a "Fuck You Ian" chant, which even had Nick Gage laughing (referencing a joke Jack's said to have made to Ian Rotten's son after the kid was somehow misbehaving...which saw Rotten freaking out, and firing him).
CZW Ultraviolent Underground Championship - Danny Havoc reatined his title, defeating Thumbtack Jack with a Death Valley Driver onto thumbtacks. Thumbtack Jack either has no regard for his body, or is just plain nuts. Thumb tacks, auto glass, tables and unprotected bumps onto the floor were liberally sprinkled through this one.
